u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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