I am puke
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
