Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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