Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm jealous of your bromance
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
