Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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