I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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