Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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