evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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