I just threw up on my dentist
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
this boner is exhausting
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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