I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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