I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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