Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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