Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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