I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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