my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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