it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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