He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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