you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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