You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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