how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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