gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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