Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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