I'm gonna have a badass scar
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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