Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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