Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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