it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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