I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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