what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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