told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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