Do vagina's smell?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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