We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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