I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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