I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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