i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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