I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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