Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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