how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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