Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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