what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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