Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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