Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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