I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
