Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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