Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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