Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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