; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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