i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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