Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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