the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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