Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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