do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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