similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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