I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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